"Until you know how you'll react to Lunesta, you should not drive or operate machinery. Do not take Lunesta with alcohol. Call your doctor right away if after taking Lunesta you walk, drive, eat or engage in other activities while asleep."
I would like to point your attention to the last part of this disclaimer that states if you WALK, DRIVE, EAT OR ENGAGE IN OTHER ACTIVITIES (eating brains, moaning, senseless killing) WHILE ASLEEP you should talk to your doctor. I think I've seen this movie before, its called resident evil. This is proof that drug companies are secretly turning us into Zombies during the dark hours of the night. Free to roam the streets feeding on unsuspecting teenagers, dogs, cats, etc. My in-laws have "coyotes" in their back yard that keep feeding on the neighborhood pets yet no coyote has been trapped to date. My mother in law has been telling us how she has been sleeping so well lately. I think we should check her medicine cabinet for some little blue pills. In the mean time I'm sleeping with a chain saw under my bed.
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That's strange. I thought you couldn't fit anything under our bed. We sleep on the floor. Maybe that explains my back pain... and the greasy mess on the floor. Oh wait, that's your laundry.
This post reminds me why I married you!
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